Verbatim

~Silly things that have been said around these parts that I NEVER want to forget~

Nathan, singing the theme song to Bob the Builder: "Baaaaaa da dilder....canna friggit? Baaaaaa da dilder.....hanna CAN!" (Real words: Bob the Builder! Can he fix it? Bob the Builder! Yes, He CAN!")

Sarah, when she was far past angry with me: "I am so angry at you that I will kick a horse!"

Matt, in response: "I'm glad we don't own a horse!"

(Side note: This only made her more furious.)

Matt: "No, seriously, PETA would be all over that."

Sarah, when Matt told her to get in the kiddie pool on a hot day and cool her jets: "If you get me wet, I will kick you for the rest of the day!"

Matt, seriously confused by Sarah's dramatics: "What makes a 6 year old so mad that she would want to kick a horse, anyway?"

(Kicking seems to be the theme for the week with Sarah.)

Thomas, who I just caught jumping head first off the couch: "We are doing Jedi flips! My training is almost complete!"

Joseph, who was about to get a serious time out for pushing: "It was an accident! I didn't know it was bad! She did it first! I am hungry! I am tired! I am thirsty! I just don't like time-outs! But I REALLY love you, Mom!"

Thomas, who is very eager to meet the new baby: "She's gonna be naked when she comes out of your tummy!! Hahahahahahah!"