Got a couple of text messages this past week...asking if I have delivered yet.
"Heard you were in labor! How did it go?"
Ummmmm.... Gosh, I hope it went well.
But, MAN! I have a TON of excess baby weight to lose this time around!
My Sweet Sarah is getting anxious about how tired I have been lately. She has been leaving notes around the house for me, following me around, asking if Daddy would be ok with me doing "that chore", and tattling when Matt gets home from work.
"Daddy! Guess what Mommy did today that she shouldn't have?!?!?"
I think she numbers the offenses, but I am too tired to remember for sure.
The good news in all of this is that I am almost positive I will deliver this baby at one point or another in my lifetime.
The reasons I am sure that Number 5 will make an appearance within the next 3 or 4 weeks:
1) I am not an elephant...(please don't look back at the cell pic from above. The camera adds at least 45 pounds, rendering #1 questionable.)
2) I have been nesting for so long that my list of chores to complete before the baby arrives has stepped into Matt's biz. I am currently building a patio.
3) My house has never been cleaner. I follow my children around with a broom, dustpan, and vacuum.
4) Instead of putting Do Laundry on my daily list last week, I wrote "Give away clothes".
No, seriously.
5) I walk into the bathroom and forget why I am there.
6) I cried during a toothpaste commercial this week.
7) I had to number my water bottles around the house so I could remember how much I was drinking. (This turned out to be a terrible idea, because Sarah goes around the house and refills them without telling me... I consumed eight 16.9FL OZ of Wegmans bottled Spring Water yesterday. I think.)
8) Matt swears that he is going to take my cell phone away if I don't stop texting him at work about:
-wanting to know where his power tools are
-needing another gallon of bleach
-crochet hooks and all that that implies
-threatening my OB if he tries to send me home after this next appointment
-how to sharpen lawn mower blades
-putting the house on the market
9) People keep telling me how fantastic I look. This is really just self-defense on their part. They tell me this because they are afraid I might sit on them if they say anything else.
10) I ironed my shower curtain this week...and offered ironing services to any and all parishoners at Church on Sunday.